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american idiot

by Jedi Master May 13, 2005
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American Chopper

A show on the discovery channel in which guy build awesome choppers.
Dude A: Did you see the bike that Paul Made
Dude B: Bitchin'
by jimminypaul May 14, 2004
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american dream

the bullshit idea our culture sells us that if we just try really hard we can acheive anything and can be anyone we want to be. it doesn't take into account class status, race, gender, or the fact that our country is mostly run by white males. thus, the "american dream" is not attainable for most, and they are left to feel worthless and looked down about if they cannot acheive it.
by lyndaiglesias429 April 14, 2004
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American Football

A fictional sport from the "Friday Night Lights" universe. Originally a book by H.G. Bissinger, it was also adapted into a movie and TV series. The sport itself is mostly nonsense, but an american organization, the NFL, saw fit to to interpret it for use in the real world. It is believed that the acronym NFL was created by scrambling the letters of FNL. Unlike FNL, the NFL is unscripted. This has been received negatively by critics who came to love the characterizations and plot lines in FNL. Most people are patiently awaiting the day that the NFL is cancelled and FNL is renewed.
by Obviously Really Real February 7, 2014
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American English

The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.
English: Colour
American English: Color

English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor

English: realise
American English: realize
by EnglishPatriarchy August 23, 2011
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American Idol

1. poo
2. show that Fox puts on instead of 24 and pisses me off
Person 1: Hey lets watch American Idol!
Person 2: You're a Faggot
by I love 24 November 26, 2003
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American Football

A shit game that wastes 4 hours worth of time, and brain cells galore. Played by fat rednecks who have the brain capacity of an amoeba. Nobody outside a limited number of people from the US actually care about it, and the occasional Canadian. Not worth five cents, but vastly overvalued.
Hey, it's Football!

No, you moron! That's American Football. Real football is what people outside the US play.
by Yak Dribble January 11, 2008
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