ALESSANDRO

Defender of Jennifer and only Jennifer, duh

Jennifer+ Alessandro

by Alesssandro October 15, 2023

Alessandro

an insecure man who doesn't know how to hold a girl without making her suffer. His priorities are superficial and he just wants to be with his friends. he doesn't know what he wants but the only good thing is that he works. He smokes like a chimney and was born in June

x: but how are things going with your girlfriend?
alessandro: I made her suffer again

by il tuo incubo October 17, 2023

Alexander

A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.

Damn Alexander is a fucking bitch because he thinks he has a big dick.

by Fab19 October 17, 2023

Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol

Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok

by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023

Alexander Clam Bell

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).

"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

Alessandra

Alessandra is the kindest person I've ever met. Her eyes are always so accepting and I could gaze into them eternally. She's insanely intelligent and helps me in ways she'll never know. She's really strong both mentally and physically, while being the best at everything I've ever seen her do ( Except drawing). She's the most beautiful girl in the whole world and it's all natural. Also, she's Mexican. She likes Batman which is a really big bonus. I would ask her out but she's way outta my league. I hope someday we can be more than just friends.

Alessandra is amazing in every way.

by BatSpider2407.L.V. November 20, 2023

Alexander

Alexander is truly a good guy. He makes people laugh and is, in simple terms, charming. He knows to brighten a room and has a fantastic smile. He's got good hygiene and is confident. some will say he's overall confident, but that's nothing to shy away from. Dark skin, chocolate eyes, and a sneakerhead.

Alexander is my manzz

by drelovesicespice November 21, 2023