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age trap

when someone's looks are a mislead to there real age. When someone definitely doesnt look there age. As in a lolita that looks 18, 21 but in reality shes 35, 40. Or guy who could pass for a boy when hes actually 28. In reverse some whom look 50 when theyre barely starting there 20s
lolitas in Thailand are such age trap girls.
by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020
mugGet the age trapmug.

bird keeping age

that fine man is def bird keeping age
by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025
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Minimum dating age

Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21

Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead
Bro I'm 24, what's my minimum dating age?
19, brutha
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
mugGet the Minimum dating agemug.

Garb Age

The Anthropocene, or the new epoch, which dates from the commencement of significant Human impact upon the geology and ecosystems of the Earth.
Humans of the Garb Age cared little for the sensitive balance of the Earth's ecosystems.
by Philosopher to the fuckwits February 3, 2018
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christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.
Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.
by Holelottanope September 23, 2018
mugGet the christmas agingmug.

Age Traveller

Kyle M.
Age Traveller is defined as an unsolved mystery. Really there is no explanation on how you go from 1 age to another in 1 week and then you demote yourself to the age under again.

Unsolved Mystery.
by TheUnknownDictionaryMan January 18, 2021
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Age

No, it's not his age! It's not her age! Missy (The bitch that MJ tried to set me up with, got a boyfriend, and then came and fucked the retard anyways) was MY age! I dodged that one didn't I? Saw that one coming a mile away!
Hym "You know and I know that it has nothing to do with age. HE IS A RETARD IN THE GROUP HOME YOU WORK AT AND IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIRED YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HIM WITHOUT GETTING FIRED! SEX-BASED DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE. That's what it is! But because you can't be expected to turn down fat cocks for any reason (up to and including retards and children) shit like this happens."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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