by Im your hope June 9, 2021
Get the ARMY mug.ARMY (n.): Slang. A girl who’s unbeatable at keeping high streaks (Snapchat, fitness, study goals, whatever)—because, like a literal army, she’s disciplined, resilient, and thrives under pressure.
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A girl so freakishly good at maintaining streaks she might actually be powered by nuclear-grade coffee and spite. She’s the undefeated general of Snapchat wars, the queen of "last active 0m ago," and the unrelenting overlord of commitment. She doesn’t just keep streaks—she annihilates the possibility of breaking them.
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A girl so freakishly good at maintaining streaks she might actually be powered by nuclear-grade coffee and spite. She’s the undefeated general of Snapchat wars, the queen of "last active 0m ago," and the unrelenting overlord of commitment. She doesn’t just keep streaks—she annihilates the possibility of breaking them.
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"Bro, she’s got a 1000-day streak with everyone—she’s a total ARMY."
Or for a more playful context:
"Only an ARMY can keep up with that level of commitment. I’d forget on Day 3."
"Bro, she’s got a 2,000-day streak with 17 people and a dog. If that’s not ARMY behavior, IDK what is."
"Missed one day and lost a 1000-day streak. She called me weak and said, 'An ARMY doesn’t quit.' I’ve never been the same since."
“Dude, I lost a 900-day streak once and cried for a week. How does she have a 2,347-day streak with her mom, her ex, and her dog groomer?”
“She’s an ARMY, man. You don’t question it—you just respect it.”
“She lost power for 48 hours, but somehow her streak survived.”
“She sent streaks with smoke signals, bro. Literal smoke. She’s the ARMY. She IS the apocalypse.”
“I heard she once crossed three time zones in one day just to keep a streak alive.”
“She’ll survive nuclear winter by sending snaps with the fallout clouds as her filter.”
Or for a more playful context:
"Only an ARMY can keep up with that level of commitment. I’d forget on Day 3."
"Bro, she’s got a 2,000-day streak with 17 people and a dog. If that’s not ARMY behavior, IDK what is."
"Missed one day and lost a 1000-day streak. She called me weak and said, 'An ARMY doesn’t quit.' I’ve never been the same since."
“Dude, I lost a 900-day streak once and cried for a week. How does she have a 2,347-day streak with her mom, her ex, and her dog groomer?”
“She’s an ARMY, man. You don’t question it—you just respect it.”
“She lost power for 48 hours, but somehow her streak survived.”
“She sent streaks with smoke signals, bro. Literal smoke. She’s the ARMY. She IS the apocalypse.”
“I heard she once crossed three time zones in one day just to keep a streak alive.”
“She’ll survive nuclear winter by sending snaps with the fallout clouds as her filter.”
by shamsuney December 5, 2024
Get the ARMY mug.Hym "An army would be an unexpected boon but I won't even need one. As long as some of your kids die (and they will) over what you are doing to me, that is all I need. There is only me getting the credit and payment I deserve and your kids dying. There is nothing outside of this paradigm. I'm not arguing with you. I don't need an argument. I don't need a premise. You'll get nothing but child murder and the parents who's kid you are sacrificing want me to get credited and paid. You are harming them by doing this to me."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Get the Army mug.The BEST army to ever step foot on this planet. Unbeatable. It is also said that people who join the plankton army are said to have +1000 aura points. This HAS been scientifically proven.
by not_plankton January 11, 2025
Get the plankton army mug.Armie (noun)
An elite male specimen who looks like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort.
He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues.
Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family Lasagna recipe.
Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction.
Has probably ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough.
Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
An elite male specimen who looks like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort.
He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues.
Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family Lasagna recipe.
Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction.
Has probably ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough.
Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
“Why does every Armie walk around like they know a secret about you?”
“Dude walked into the pitch meeting, closed $2 million, and left with the investor’s wife. Straight Armie behavior.”
"Did you see Armie benchpressed my mom and grandma after thanksgiving dinner last night?"
“Dude walked into the pitch meeting, closed $2 million, and left with the investor’s wife. Straight Armie behavior.”
"Did you see Armie benchpressed my mom and grandma after thanksgiving dinner last night?"
by Qatiqua August 1, 2025
Get the Armie mug.A walking paradox. Armie will gas you up, ruin your life, and still have the audacity to say “you knew what this was.”
He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.
He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.
by Qatiqua August 1, 2025
Get the Armie mug.A group of absolute weapons who defy the haters and do cool shit like parkour.
Most important rule of maxi army? Keep a damn positive, anti-hater mindset.
Most important rule of maxi army? Keep a damn positive, anti-hater mindset.
by TheMaxiArmy February 11, 2025
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