Alphonse

An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.

We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.

by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018

Lambda chi alpha

A fraternity that will stop at nothing to let you know how unfratty you are. Once initiated you must you the phrase GDI at lease 3 times a day and play at least one game of volleyball (no shirts or girls allowed).

voice: You're such a GDI!

Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: I dunno, must be a Lambda Chi Alpha

by M Smitchy May 7, 2008

Alphadenied

Turned down; insulted; humiliated; dissed; denied.

Alphablast: "Hey baby when can we hook up?"

Engel: "Fuck you, ugly pimple faced computer nerd. I don't want your dirty ass."

Other person: "Alphadenied.

by Nappavas December 9, 2006

alphablend

the nickname of a broken pool cue with the intention of using it as a weapon.

The dude at the bar took the alphablend and smashed it over another dude's head.

by LP.net yo January 4, 2009

Alpha Broad

Any female with the mentality that they are the final say in any situation. Some are well educated and feel this education gives them an air of superiority. Often times their thinking is that you are inferior and must take a submissive role to their being. Commonly referred to within many circles as "stuck up, bitches, self centered, morally centered bitches, self serving and more.

Ann just won't listen to another persons opinion, she thinks she is the only answer, she is a total "Alpha Broad"

by cantstandher March 25, 2010

Alphabum

Pysically superior and generally aggressive homeless gentleman, who will dominate and take posessions off other homeless people

I just saw that 'Alphabum' roll that dude for his hoodie...

by Hotdog Zanzibar August 12, 2010

Alpine Fever

When a Black and/or African-American female is primarily attracted to White men.

Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"

by Eighty Three June 17, 2011