In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"
by trdbear March 18, 2023
Get the Alaskan Snow Dragon mug.the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ
by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023
Get the alaskan hair tie mug.Last Friday Dj, Gabe, Jonah, Orly, Dimas, and nick gave diallo the Alaskan snow cat. He was so white he became one of us.
by The 6 putsmeowwsssss February 1, 2023
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Essentially an enema with freezing water.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023
Get the Alaskan Hello mug.Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder
She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.
by Dangleebals October 10, 2023
Get the Alaskan powerwash mug.The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
by DaddyCool23 October 10, 2023
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