Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a lego and Screams. They are the foe to manliness. They need a Floor Rescuer.
"Man, Johnny stood on a lego and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
by Are you a floor rescuer? June 8, 2014
Get the floor rescuer mug.A sign of true desperation. When you're so hungry/desperate you just say fuckit and make pancakes on your fucking floor, you vile creature.
by squidman6969420 April 16, 2019
Get the floor pancake mug.In reference to a meme seen on twitter. The picture depicts anime groups and where their tables are at lunch. One individual mentions My Hero Academia would be and or should be sitting on the floor. To this there were numerous responses of "floor".
by MyBoyo September 3, 2019
Get the Floor mug.(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.
(2)Unfortunate situation.
"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"
by Florbot October 8, 2016
Get the Floor Bum mug.(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.
by Floorbeer May 29, 2019
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