tard

It means retard, it was shortened in an effort to sound like turd, meaning they are both closely related.

Stop eating all the tostitos you 'tard!

by Teh RLLLYness December 30, 2005

E-Tard

Some who has done too much ecstasy and goes to parties always on MDMA. Usually fascinated with bright colors.

That one kid with the bright plaid colored hat on over there. He talks way to slow he must be and E-Tard. Sheesh.

by next15onecominGUCCI August 11, 2009

K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.

anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003

tard & feathered

Tarring and feathering was a physical punishment, used to enforce formal justice in feudal Europe and informal justice in Europe.
or
A retarded person who parades in a feather boa.

Guilty Man in Feudal Europe: For the love of Christ this tar is hot, keep that roster away from me!
or
Wow, did you see Paris Hilton, she's really tard & feathered!

by Bubble August 15, 2006

Fuck Tard

A useless dumb ass the most retardest person, a HUGE ASS WHORE,one who dates too many people

Mariah is such a damn fuck tard!

by knatcid12365 August 13, 2008

g tard

A guy who knows nothing about sex with a woman. A guy with no sex technique.

The guy couldn't even find her g spot. What a g tard!

by Alan Michael Alan September 4, 2008

Homo Tard

They're not just super gay or retarted, they're both.
Homosexual + Retard = Homo Tard

God my mother is such a fucking homo tard!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006