12 oz. Mouse

a cartoon with 22 results on rule 34

Cartoonaboo: 12 oz. Mouse SUCKS ASS

by GiantVixen April 27, 2023

flushed the mouse

To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.

Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)

Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.

Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.

by Tryptan Felle May 5, 2024

Mouse Brain

Warrior Cats version of an idiot or a stupid person.

Fireheart: Sandstorm, can you send 2 apprentices to hunt?
Sandstorm: alone?
Fireheart: sure.
Sandstorm: MOUSE BRAINED FOOL, BLUESTAR DOESNT ALOW APPRENTICES OUT WITHOUT A WARRIOR.
Fireheart: *questions his whole life*

by Warrior cat April 30, 2023

Mouse clouds

failure to release a large amount of smoke after taking a hit of weed.

Breshaun and Pat think they blow big smoke but actually they blow tiny little mouse clouds

by big big smoke May 23, 2018

Mousing

Tweaking out or geeking out. A crazy state, typically induced by drugs or alcohol.

“This weed is making me mouse out so hard rn”

“Im going to mouse out if I get a 50% or lower on that math test”

“She’s mousing so hard rn because of my crazy dick”

by samthr0@tg February 12, 2024

A nany mouse

Most amazing friend ever, he's really kind and always wants to help. He also offers free hugs

Hes swag :)

'a nany mouse is the coolest friend ever eeee'

by Ethan<3 September 19, 2022

Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

by LSUBeast December 12, 2015