Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Rachel Sunmers September 25, 2021

slug monster

i) a general analogy for all things terrible and horrendous in nature.

1) ripping someones shit out by sticking your arm elbow deep in their face is a type of "slug monstering".

2) If a child is vampiric then by law you must axe their throats. This is another manner of slug monstering someone. Or SM'ing their shit.

by Kade/Sarah February 18, 2008

honey-monster

a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)

Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!

by Johnny B March 14, 2004

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

Monster Rip

When someone takes a rip (in particular reference to marijuana) that is too much for them. Resulting in choking and or coughing a lung out.

wow that was a monster rip bro

by Sh-hey April 13, 2021

vagina monster

One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man

John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"

by Jewbacabra November 14, 2015

Ginie Monster

Your Creepy uncle says that its not him touching you, its the "Ginie Monster"

Dont worry sweetie, its just the ginie monster. I will protect you. Take off your pants.

by jhhelll January 9, 2011