Kill Calamari

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".
"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"
by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 15, 2004
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joy of killing

Where the law no longer matters, and masterbating to pictures of dead people is your life. The Joy of Killing can also mean: you kill to gain vicious thought to later masterbate to.
Later to night me and fred are ganna have some beers and mayber the joy of killing. Want to join us?
by BRIEFSBOY September 24, 2006
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Kill Hannah

a band who looks like My chemical Romance and show no conceivable talent at all.
by Foshoson August 04, 2008
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killing floor

The bed(most commonly) or anywhere that can be used to have sex or "kill" the pussy(or dick).(ie, couch, shower, car, etc.); The bedroom.
Man! After the party, I took her to the killing floor.

All it took was 2 drinks to get her to the killing floor.

Girrrl...ever since I took his ass to the killing floor, I cant get him to stop calling me!!!
by nice_huh September 04, 2007
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kill-horny

Desiring to kill someone or something, as opposed to desiring sexual activity. Especially relating to a MMO game.
Who wants to 1v1, I'm feeling kill-horny.
by Aremur August 01, 2008
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kill me

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Killing the werewolf

Shaving any stray hairs growing between the eyebrows. These may otherwise have grown into a unibrow, thus causing you to look like a werewolf.
Her: Come on! Let's go already!
Him: Yeah, I'll be right out. I'm just killing the werewolf.
by Aulin July 21, 2009
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