fat-bike

fat-bike: A bicycle with tires that are 3.8" wide or larger. Designed for use on any and all conditions such as snow, sand, mud, singletrack trails, rough urban riding etc...

"Hey man, don't you have a tough time riding around in the winter or worry about cracks and potholes riding a bike? "

"Nope! I ride a fat-bike - i can ride over everything all the time!"

by two9mtnbikeman July 31, 2016

Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017

Mob Fat

When a person gains weight but the fat gives the appearance of gained muscle.

AKA: Muscular but fat.

Officer Brian has gained a lot of weight, but he looks intimidating because he is mob fat!

by OT-2-B-Working.org June 25, 2012

Fat Breath

When one is not fat but breaths heavily like a fat person when performing any sort of activities.

Stacy: I hate going up these stairs!
June: Me too! It's only one flight but I always get fat breath when I reach the top.

by Veenasaur May 30, 2012

fat air

snowmobile racing term: when air is at really cold temperature it is much more dense, ie. fat air contains more oxygen for a given volume, so the fuel to air ratio can be increased yielding more power per engine cycle

have to increase my fuel to air ratio today, the air is really fat, we should get some good run times with this fat air !

by Bari p March 5, 2011

Fat rimples

The collecting of small, cottage cheese-like cellulite on the outer surface of the skin, due to excessive amounts of video game (Skyrim) playing.

Did you see Dorthy in class today? I think that she's starting to develop some nasty fat rimples on that tum tum of hers. She's a feeder!

by Cheese Wheelder November 24, 2011

Fat-timeline

Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.

Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.

by rhob888 October 3, 2011