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Arkansas Asshole

An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.
Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
by DraconianFyre November 14, 2020
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Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.
When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.
by Remove Obama July 18, 2018
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Asshole Conduit

When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.
I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.
by Nickel Sack13 April 16, 2019
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Jackson Asshole

When a man puts bleach up a woman’s ass and fucks her up it so his dick come out lighter
Dude Jeremy received the Jackson Asshole from Shiela

No Way! I heard his dick is like 10x paler now
by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021
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asshole tint

The too dark window tint on a drivers side window.
Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!
by 4somefun December 12, 2014
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asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole
by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021
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asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.
When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth
by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021
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