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mazda 2

The Mazda 2 may be small and simple but she is an all mighty machine! Ripping around in a manuel of one these will have you to your destination faster than any polo or golf could get you! These beasts possess the most reliable qualities, having parts the cost of an HSP and only needing to be filled up once in a blue moon. This godlike car is for attractive legends that make good financial decisions.
Friend: I cant believe how much money I spend to maintain my extra af car!

Mate of Friend: You should have just bought one of these mighty Mazda 2's!
by MightyAussie February 13, 2019
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-2 lbs

A simple way of providing a weight without any information. Found on the grindr profiles of headless men dedicated to subtly informing people they're not comfortable with either their hairline or sexual identity.
Online 30 minutes ago. 10 miles away. 25 years old. -2 Lbs.

About: MUSC MASC MISC MUSK
by Julian SIlverman June 20, 2014
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2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.
We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton
by Gumbiii February 7, 2010
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TexAgs +2

An amateur golfer with USGA Ghin Index of legit +2 who never cheats, can drive the ball equal to or longer than long PGA tour pros, occasionally beats top professional golfers in a match, holds multiple course records at world famous golf courses, tournament tested, around age of 30 and with nerves of steel.
I'm a decent golfer with a handicap +2 but by no means as good as a TexAgs +2.
by U da Man! May 26, 2022
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2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.
Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"
by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010
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The Big 2

Carlos Boozer tried to get in the head of Chris Bosh by saying the Big 2. LOL. Hey Derrick, we're playing the big 2
by Cav fan b4 and after LeBron November 30, 2011
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2:30itus

When someone texts someone confessing feelings they don't really have late at night
Girl: I love you
*next day*
Girl: Jk lmao it was 2:30itus
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