june 2

national beetle juice day (its his birthday that why)

a: its june 2nd you know what that means?
b:NATIONAL BEETLE JUICE DAY YAYYYYY

by smart man with big iq August 27, 2021

MARCH 2

National Eat a Bitch out day

Tia: Bae, U tryna eat me out
Jay: Maybe, Y
Tia: Cause its March 2 eat a bitch out day

by aaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss March 2, 2022

-2 lbs

A simple way of providing a weight without any information. Found on the grindr profiles of headless men dedicated to subtly informing people they're not comfortable with either their hairline or sexual identity.

Online 30 minutes ago. 10 miles away. 25 years old. -2 Lbs.

About: MUSC MASC MISC MUSK

by Julian SIlverman June 20, 2014

2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

by Gumbiii February 7, 2010

October 2

National fat ass appreciation day

Hey your ass looks nice

Thank you but why did you say that
It’s October 2

by Dukka73 October 2, 2022

October 2

National wear a Hoodie day

Boy: “Hey why are you wearing a Hoodie it’s so hot outside”

Girl: “It’s October 2”

by Ashl3 September 30, 2021

February 2

National Walk Out Of School Day

This is the day where you throw out your books and walk out the gates because your already tired of school like a badass

Person: Bro guess what

Friend: What?
Person: It’s February 2, you know what that means

Friend: ‘gasp’ NATIONAL WALK OUT OF SCHOOL DAY! ILL GO TELL THE OTHERS

by UrMom143 January 31, 2022