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The best holyday in the entire world.
Man 1: Have you seen 9/11?
Man 2: Yea it was great!
9/11 by Not Clay December 5, 2020
Pass around a bottle of hot sauce all day and see who can drink the most!
Joshes wins the ho-ttest record on June 11
June 11 by Moonandstars June 5, 2021
It’s July 11! Yk what that means!
You gotta do the deed
July 11 by OJinMYcup July 10, 2021

to fail grade 11 

Jerking off, to masturbate, to discover one's clitoris
I need to fail grade 11 before I head out
I miss failing grade 11 with my barber
to fail grade 11 by Tomfoolery_ December 11, 2021
1. Terrrible day when our towers fell down. I would fuckin kill osama if I saw him.

2. The date when Jay-Z's album The Blueprint released, making the day 5% better.
1. I wanna beat the shit out of osama bin laden with a golf club and piss on his face while hes bleeding to death, then I would throw him in an ocean so the sharks can eat him.

2. Jay-Z made 9/11/01 a little bit better.