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Lizzard Balls

When one uses a vasectomy appointment as an excuse to get out of obligations multiple times in a short period. They seem to keep growing back, similar to a lizard re-growing extremities.
He must have Lizzard Balls, this is his third vasectomy in two months.
by deaddeadsjjjdfu May 19, 2019
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Balls No Brains

Something you either need massive balls to do or zero brains.
Example with no brains

Bobby “Why is that guy riding a motorcycle with no helmet at 130 mile per hour (209 Kilometers per hour)?”
Brandon “That’s because he has a bad case of Balls No Brains”

Example with huge balls

Bobby “damn! That guy just punched one of the robbers in the face, too bad he’s about to get shot.”
Brandon “That guys got a serious Balls No Brains way of thinking.”
by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
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Guac and Balls

The act of dipping your balls in guacamole and having your partner eat it.
Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...
by bigbrollicrequis August 14, 2023
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seth ball

the best person to exist, he loves they/thems and all of that gay shit. he's also taken so back off ladies
Hot woman: wow i want to date seth ball
seth ball: no you hate they/thems and i am taken
by Jen9a May 28, 2023
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balls

by ballsssssssss March 17, 2022
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Toe ball

When you use your foot to kick someone in the dick. When your toe contacts the balls
What did you do on the weekend?”

“ I toe balled Mikey, he was pissing me off
by Bigfathoe48 October 20, 2019
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