Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.

Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"

by Songyy July 22, 2023

Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

sugar cock

A mothafucka who basically gets turned on by sugar. Constantly eats junk food and makes at least one 7-11 run every damn day.

Joseph: yooooo bro you tryna head to sev for some slurpees?

Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock

by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022

Cock and Ball Torture

cock and ball torture consists of putting your balls inside a toaster,blender (i did that one it feels good),etc you should try it :3

HEY BABY LET ME GET COCK AND BALL TORTURE

by Miles Morales dady November 15, 2023

Cock Cobbler

Someone who cobbles a cock like it’s a fresh pan of cobbler

“Did you see how many cocks that guy had last week?”

“Yeah, he’s such a cock cobbler.”

by Jennyooh October 25, 2025

cock and ball torture

what i accidentally named my cat one night after drinking for over an hour. he has ginger fur and is rather affectionate

person 1: "aww, what's his name?"
me: "cock and ball torture"
person 1: *sighs and grabs him*

by streetsmarts2go November 1, 2021

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023