Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Cock Craze

To be obsessed over one or more penises for a certain period of time.

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you shaking?

Person 2: Holy shit man! I am desperate for some dick right now! I am going to suck all the ones I can find!

Person 1: Stay away from me then. You are on a Cock Craze

by desdeploy January 9, 2024

Cock tail

The end result of a night at a gay bar

Dude the bear is looking for cock tails...

by EhmJay69 November 1, 2020

to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.

Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block

by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013

cock a toe

Male version of camel toe

Dave's pants were so tight, he had a cock a toe

by smack the mac December 22, 2015

Venom-cock

When a snake bites your cock and you fuck someone.

Joe's girlfriend died after sex because of Joe and his venom-cock

by Dorydick July 27, 2016