Dan Syndrome

Its an illness of being annoying your boss in the workplace favorite phrase: " you eyeballin me!? ", " My question to you is"

Did you just eyeball me cunt!?

I'm sorry mate I have Dan Syndrome

by anonymous September 29, 2020

stupid bitch syndrome

stupid bitch syndrome is a debilitating illness that is developed when you get every person you’ve ever shown interest in except for that one person. and now you can’t forget about that one person and your brain decides to keep them in the center of your head for at least 8 hours a day because they are the only one that hasn’t shown the same amount of interest back.

i’ve had stupid bitch syndrome ever since jake said he wasn’t interested. like what does that even mean?

by a fucking hippy August 10, 2021

SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)

When that old bitch fine, but then really not fine.

“Did your grandfather suffer from SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)?”
“Yea he died”

by Nayomiey November 19, 2023

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

Belli Syndrome

When you can't resist the urge to say "sussy baka"

Example of Belli Syndrome: "Have you seen William? He's such a sussy baka UwU Ara Ara"

by Maybe I am a Claus August 1, 2021

battered throuple syndrome

Battered throuple syndrome is essentially Stockholm syndrome without the kidnapping. Typically BTS experienced by elder people. Sometimes occurs when a spouse dies and they latch onto another couple. The relationship of the three experiences feelings of love, attachment, trapped, and anxiety. Anxiety is often felt when separated from one or two. Trapped is experienced when one wants space from the two but they can not leave. They can run to the grocery store but they must return. Once one experiences BTS one can not escape.

My mom has battered throuple syndrome (BTS). She spends lots of time with a couple. She even sleeps in their bed. She sometimes calls the man her husband but she is confused by the dynamics of BTS.

by PuddyPieBrown May 15, 2025

Andromeda syndrome

Deplorable facial animations in video games. Comes from Mass Effect: Andromeda and its rather unrealistic character design

Lost Planet 3 greets you with a scene in wich bad acting is overshadowed by even worst facial animations (Andromeda syndrome).

by Firsst Zealot February 23, 2018