Hi, Gay sex means, sexual intercourse between 2 men, by the way.
you may be here to stroke your probably 2 inch penis, and I’m here to tell you to grow the fuck up. I’m here to tell you that gays are real people. I’m here because my gay friend is constantly being victimised, you sick fucks.
Maybe you haven’t heard or you’re just slow, but gays actually do have a life and are not for you to stroke your tiny ass penis and play fucking over watch.
Do better.
you may be here to stroke your probably 2 inch penis, and I’m here to tell you to grow the fuck up. I’m here to tell you that gays are real people. I’m here because my gay friend is constantly being victimised, you sick fucks.
Maybe you haven’t heard or you’re just slow, but gays actually do have a life and are not for you to stroke your tiny ass penis and play fucking over watch.
Do better.
by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025
Get the Gay sexmug. This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*
Girl: FIRE!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Girl: FIRE!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
Get the Surprize Sexmug. John lightly grazed his hand across lilys leg, it was a turn on. Lily let out a very soft, so very quiet moan but John heard. He began rubbing her legs and eventually her whole body. "Mmhh.." moaned Lily.
She began kissing John with light kisses that eventually became heated and sloppy kisses, and them breathing up for air after each kiss like they couldnt get enough.
They got up and John's hands wandered up to Lily's chest and he unbuckled her bra. He started to rub her boobs as she started to moan and looked down to see John's big erection. It turned her on even more and her pussy became dripping wet.
She pulled down his underwear and began stroking his cock. John was surprised by her doing that and let out a whine.
Lily eventually put his whole length in her mouth and began bobbing her head up and down and sucking every part of him. "A-ah.." John moaned quitely, but loud enough for Lily to hear. It made her even more motivated to pleasure him and she began to roll her tongue all over him. John let out a wispy breath and cummed into her mouth.
"Your turn now" He said.
She began kissing John with light kisses that eventually became heated and sloppy kisses, and them breathing up for air after each kiss like they couldnt get enough.
They got up and John's hands wandered up to Lily's chest and he unbuckled her bra. He started to rub her boobs as she started to moan and looked down to see John's big erection. It turned her on even more and her pussy became dripping wet.
She pulled down his underwear and began stroking his cock. John was surprised by her doing that and let out a whine.
Lily eventually put his whole length in her mouth and began bobbing her head up and down and sucking every part of him. "A-ah.." John moaned quitely, but loud enough for Lily to hear. It made her even more motivated to pleasure him and she began to roll her tongue all over him. John let out a wispy breath and cummed into her mouth.
"Your turn now" He said.
He flipped Lily over and took off her thong which was dripping wet. He put his finger into her pussy and begin rubbing her clit in circles.
"Ahh~" She moaned out while gripping onto the bed sheets.
After playing with her clit for a while, he started to eat her out. He licked her clit in circular motions and tasted every part of her.
Lily let out a loud gasp as she gripped onto his hair and came as he licked every part of it up.
They just had sex.
"Ahh~" She moaned out while gripping onto the bed sheets.
After playing with her clit for a while, he started to eat her out. He licked her clit in circular motions and tasted every part of her.
Lily let out a loud gasp as she gripped onto his hair and came as he licked every part of it up.
They just had sex.
by shhdjshdjdbal June 22, 2023
Get the sexmug. by JM99 Official October 2, 2023
Get the sex termmug. Combustion Engine Sex is when you have anal sex with someone who has a poopy butt
So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls
So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls
Dave: hello mike dont wipe i wanna have some mad combustion engine sex
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*
by RealWhiteHoodGangster134 May 11, 2025
Get the Combustion Engine Sexmug. by lunagoescrazy March 14, 2025
Get the Hardcore Gay Sexmug. 