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Post Jump-Scare Syndrome

Having no emotion or reaction to anything 10 minutes following a jump-scare, leaving the victim completely unresponsive.
Chris R.: “Oh you have stage 5 PJS? What’s that mean?”

Case O.: “Post Jump-Scare Syndrome. It’s the 10 minutes after a horrific jump-scare, nothing is real and you’re just in a trance like state.”
by r0se.m4ri October 23, 2025
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daly syndrome

daly syndrome is when members of the daly family are born with small cute noses and faces,very short like an elf/fairy another aspect is developing grey hair at a young age
eg. niall daly has a case of daly syndrome, he looks like a wee elf
by carolan08 March 11, 2024
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Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.
Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome
by Hippiechef July 25, 2016
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DotCom Syndrome

.com Syndrome also "DotCom Syndrome"

(Psychiatry)
A disabling Brain Disorder caused by Domain Name (URL) overload. The syndrome is very prevalent among people employed in the Information and Technology Industry .

Officials fear a global pandemic of DOTCOM SYNDROME may result from ICANN's flood of new gTLD, generic Domain Name extensions, choices into the Internet's addressing system. An Internet domain name extension is the familiar .com, .net, or .org. There are 280 ccTLDs but only 22 "generics" in the domain name system right now in 2012 but that is about to all change in the near future.

Search "DotCom Syndrome" for a YouTube Video about this devastating condition.
She developed DotCom Syndrome by trying to remember too many domain name addresses.
by Cheap Secrets September 25, 2012
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malabsorption syndrome

A semi-rare medical issue in which the patient cannot absorb sufficient amounts of nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins. It can be caused by conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, lactose intolerance, and intestinal damage.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.

But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.
'I have Malabsorption Syndrome, but I'm going to try my best to be okay!'
by efege October 7, 2017
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Costco Syndrome

Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.
"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"
by T Giraffe December 20, 2018
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Winnipeg Syndrome

An ailment that makes a person delusional due to living in the city of Winnipeg.
“Rick Bowness has been terrible lately…”

“Yeah he has Winnipeg Syndrome.”
by mediocrejets April 28, 2024
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