The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.
Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.
by Wheatus April 15, 2004
Get the shit dick surprisemug. Generally used to express anger. Advising the aggravator to ingest fecal matter, then, to cease living.
When the woman cought her husband and sister in bed...
Husband "Honey let me expla..."
Wife interupts "Eat Shit and DIE !!!" as she storms out of the house.
Husband "Honey let me expla..."
Wife interupts "Eat Shit and DIE !!!" as she storms out of the house.
by MattCouthoun July 3, 2005
Get the Eat Shit and DIE !!!mug. A phrase commonly used as an exclamation of an event that has just occured.
Likely to be heard in the Northern areas of England.
Famously used in the film 51st State by Shirley DeSouza aka Anna Keaveney.
Likely to be heard in the Northern areas of England.
Famously used in the film 51st State by Shirley DeSouza aka Anna Keaveney.
by Pretty in wellies March 7, 2007
Get the Shit in a bag and punch itmug. What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".
p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!
p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!
p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!
by Hyper-z July 5, 2005
Get the you shit memug. Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.
Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.
by teakyden December 20, 2007
Get the Monkey Shit Fightmug. Comparable to the phrase "rain on your parade"; something that brings you down and/or sucks in a major way.
Sally, you look so sad. I wonder who shit on your Skittles?
You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.
You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.
by perplexiglass January 5, 2010
Get the Shit on your Skittlesmug. An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.
You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"
by thegoddamnroommates October 31, 2011
Get the holy shit fuckerymug.