Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome

A condition suffered by Trump supporters, blind to facts, information and what is happening in the world.

Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Do you see how Trump supporters suffer from Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome, they can't unlatch from the thing no matter how many facts and receipts you hit them with

by Midwest Veteran March 3, 2025

Stockholm Syndrome

When a boy holds his girlfriend against her will, as a prisoner, by refusing to let her take his car.
Usually perpetrated by a selfish narcissist who’s very manipulative about everything to everyone and who lies, lies, lies he said he loved her!

“Sounds like Stockholm syndrome, you should leave him and be with me”

by Tempestwolf67 January 22, 2024

Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

Bumole syndrome

A disease you can contract from eating watermelon and chicken, or partaking in activities such as theft. You can also get it from being a gimp

You've got bumole syndrome mush

by Darth Mussolini May 27, 2025

down syndrome ass

"Down syndrome ass" is a colloquial term used to describe a buttocks that appears larger or differently shaped than typical. It's often characterized by a notable prominence or awkwardness in its form, resembling the appearance associated with Down syndrome, a genetic disorder. This term is not medically or scientifically recognized and can be considered offensive due to its derogatory nature.

"Yo, check out Shawty over there with that Down syndrome ass, it's like two basketballs stuffed in her jeans, no lie."

"Yeah, she got that Down syndrome ass, it's like she's carrying a whole extra load back there, making heads turn on the block."

Bro, her booty's like 'bam!' – Down syndrome ass, making the hood go wild, you feel me?"

by Brained February 7, 2024

Bair syndrome

Live a short period of your life underweight and frail, only to become morbidly obese for the rest of your life.

Bair syndrome runs in the family.
Brennan is fat

by 18obesebairs November 17, 2019

Murphy's Syndrome

A (mostly eradicated) disease where an adult-oriented film/franchise is heavily reworked for children, or at least for a family-friendly audience due to its toyetic potential. Murphy's Syndrome was most prevalent from the 70s to the 90s, with specific examples including Rambo, The Toxic Avenger, The Mask, and Alien. It's a syndrome because nobody fucking knows why some stuffed shirts thought such a practice would be a good idea.

The name derives from the real name of RoboCop, Alex Murphy, one of the most well-known victims of the disease, having two shitty cartoons, a bland live-action show that only lasted one season, and two PG-13 rated films that nobody likes.

My cousin Chris grew up with RoboCop: Alpha Commando, not realizing that it was the result of Murphy's Syndrome.

by Hoagy Macintosh January 2, 2024