9 year old girl

you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too

9 year old girl

mom: your boobs are growing

jess: I know

mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo

mom: so, you are a 9 year

old girl you are going through puberty

by ayyycatsarecool August 15, 2022

Beat a anime girl day

Beat a anime girl day is where simps are forced to beat them to death and can’t scream for help

Beat a anime girl day is treated for the simps and the ones who don’t like anime

by DerekChro02 May 4, 2022

Pick Me Girl Syndrome

When someone acts like a pick me girl, saying the words "teehee", copying people's video edits, brainwashing people, thinking your most important over everyone.

Side effects may include,
- anger
- nausea
- memory loss
- high pitched voice
- losing long-time friends
- multiple crushes on people

Oh no! You have pick me girl syndrome! Quick! To the hospital!

by dessaesthetic November 11, 2022

I’ll never get a girl

I’m going to die a virgin. :(

I’ll never get a girl

by Spatro February 25, 2021

girls who eat carrots

A figurate way for defining girls who usually like to practise oral sex on men.

ack: "Do you girls eat carrots?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Jack: "So you are girls who eat carrots?"
Girls: "We are females who like oral sex

by Pippo Fantasy June 12, 2021

Valid Demi girl bisexual

This is for anyone that’s feeling non valid as a Demi girl bisexual :)

Hey this is my friend and they’re a valid Demi girl bisexual! Her name is raven and they’re the coolest!

by Frog and cats September 12, 2021

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.

"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.

by flame sans e May 21, 2008