cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

cock canal

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.

Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

Cock And Ball Torture Without The Cock And Balls

Life

"life is like cock and ball torture without the cock and balls - Old Western Guy."

by Cock-Master67 March 5, 2024

Cherry Cocking

BIdding on fifa with 5 seconds left before the bid ends.

Does this kid really want to start cherry cocking it?

by Juan Hung Lo15 October 1, 2018

Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025

cock holster

A place to put ones male genitalia, in a woman's mouth. You holster your "gun" there. Put your cock in the holster.

She loves giving BJ's. She is a real cock holster.

by jayram1408 June 15, 2023

Cock jerky

Slang for old man dick

That wrinkled dick is cock jerky

by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017