ain't worth shit

Not even worthy of feces.

Love is worth its weight in gold, but a kiss from Dave's mom ain't worth shit.

by tybrenis December 15, 2012

shitting on my face

To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable

No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?

by Nappies July 20, 2008

billy two-shits

Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.

Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"

Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."

by Fergus Mason April 2, 2008

Rugby League is shit

Well its just fax. deal with it.

Person 1: Lets play league
Person 2: Ew, why tf would we want to play that, rugby league is shit
*person 1 now has no friends

by Rugby.sportssss01 May 17, 2020

hydroponic shit rod

When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.

Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball

by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009

Piece of Shit Cake

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.

Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!

by Leto172010 June 4, 2010

[cup o shit]

An example of really bad tasting food in a cup

dan: man look at the crap in that cup.

me: it looks like a cup o shit to me.

by urbanwordmaker November 2, 2008