Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021

Northwest High School

Northwest HS is a public school in Germantown MD. The Science department sucks, the Math department is average, and if you're not on a sports team you're automatically irrelevant. People over here are SUPER liberal, and everyone her is super gay. Like super fucking gay. Even the straightest people. We have 10 whole portables bc the toxic underclasses keep overcrowding the school.

Northwest High School fucking sucks ass. Or it doesn't.

by Bethany pronounced Bethunay September 15, 2019

david brearley high school

a place where everyone wants to be from the hood and everyone thinks they’re all that but they’re not 😐.

Hey that guy is from David Brearley High School!
How do you know?
Look at his black air forces.

by Mikelovesyourmom March 29, 2022

High boi

Hi.....autism

high boi: oh my ass! Those are the spokes on that bike? The bike should be gayer than james charles

by Moody da fuckin proto November 28, 2021

Jay High School

A Racist little town with a racist school and is good at every sport except for football, they never made the playoffs.

“I can’t wait to play Jay High School this Friday”

by Milfmaster420 May 11, 2022

High Romantic Standards Dilemma

A major social problem that arises when an individual sets their romantic expectations and standards too high for decent people, who the individual likes, to be able to achieve. Normally it is fine to have some standards, but when descent people are unable to fulfill those expectations because of the large number of them and or because the expectations require extremely large amounts money and resources, require the individual to be in perfect physical shape that most people are not able to achieve, and or require the individual to be skilled at doing things that most people don’t know how to do that well, then the individual's expectations may be set too high. This is highly unethical to do, because extremely high standards tend to be very unreasonable and can prevent decent people from being able to get into a romantic relationship due to factors far beyond control.

Annabeth: Why is Emma so upset?
Lauren: She was in a relationship with a Johnny, but he dumped her because she supposedly didn't fulfill his expectations. The thing was his expectations were very unreasonable to begin with. He expects his partner to have flat abs, not to talk to other boys at all, and spend most of her time with him.
Annabeth: He sounds very inconsiderate. I am sure she will find someone better than him who knows how to treat their partner with respect. It sounds like Emma is another victim of the High Romantic Standards Dilemma.
Lauren: Agreed.

by Vanguard 1998 March 3, 2021

DUI High

Definition: (n) a criminal legal charge for driving a motor vehicle on a local, state, or national road, highway, parking lot and/or interstate after consuming marijuana in violation of law

"Hey Joe, I saw you walking into the Courthouse the other day. Were you recording that deed?" "Hey Bob, nah. I wish that was it. I got pulled over after the card game last week and the cop smelled herb and he found that bowl you gave me. I got charged with a 'DUI High; and was headed to my arraignment. Know any good Cannabis Criminal Defense Lawyers who can help me?"

by TizmanVirginiaCannabisLawyers April 5, 2024