Golden cock

Tutankhamen’ dick.

Tutankhamen was the original golden cock in his tomb.

by Forestdancer September 10, 2022

Cock monger

Can’t get enough cock no matter what, needs cock anytime and anyplace, will go to extensive lengths to get some cock, cock mongers will drain you dry

Dude she is a cock monger, she is definitely a keeper

by 47Slabside April 15, 2025

Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.

These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.

by Cabgtv December 1, 2020

cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

Cock Jell-O

When your cum comes out Jiggly and Elastic-like or as like a Gelatin substance

My cum looked like Jell-O so would it be Cock Jell-O

by Fuzzball April 23, 2021

Rotating Cock

when your cock starts rotating and you start floating into the air like a fucking helicopter

OH GOD I HAVE A ROTATING COCK OH FUCK
(this person then flew up into the air and was never seen again)

by choco (real!) January 20, 2023

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

A feeling so extreme your ears fuze to your peepee. can cause anal surgical removal if not yelled at.
WEEEEOOOH! People yell that when they experience cock-a-doodle-doo, or fuzing-to-cock, the translation

WEEEEEEOOOOHHH!! MY COCK! IM experiencing a Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! DAVE! HELP! MY TESTICLES ARE DISINTIGRATING!

by Sploopy Doopy February 28, 2019