cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass

Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture is when somebody grabs your balls and drags them over ten miles with sandpaper while sucking your cock, until the balls bleed. And the cock i hard as a rock. Then you smash the cock with a rock. An then eat the meat.

I love doing cock and ball torture with my boyfriend.

by Super rick penis January 24, 2022

Massive rotating balls god

Me

Massive rotating balls god is uhhh ummm

by Massive rotating balls god April 23, 2022

Balls to the walls

an exclamation meaning when your balls are stapled to the wall and you use it when you are in great pain or very angry about something.

Guy1: did you study for the test!
Guy2: balls to the walls I forgot!!!

by Biff the cliff December 23, 2015

diarrhea doo doo nigga balls

When you stuff yo nuts in a girls ass and she diarrhea shits them out

Yo bro I was at the New York Holocaust museum and I got a diarrhea doo doo nigga balls in the bathroom.

by SissyJulia March 11, 2024

Ball Dropping Season

The Season where boys in Middle school come back with thier voices sounding deeper, hair in thier ass, and an Adam’s apple

His voice is still high so ball dropping season hasn’t arrived yet

by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022

Shit-balls

When you dicked her down so good in the ass that when you fuck her in her twat she shits all over your balls. In this case, shit-balls are a positive thing.

"Shit-balls!" Mike exclaimed as he came all over Kelly Ripa's face.

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones March 12, 2023