preminstrel syndrome

Da cranky "shark week" period (pun not intended) of each month when a post-puberty chick feels da need to perform live music before an impromptu audience in da town square or city park.

Just like da "leave da hired help alone during intervals of intense household-chores activity" directives --- i.e., don't bother da maid when she's cleaning or da cook while she's baking, due to their being sternly laser-focused on said tasks, and thus any interruption might get you irritably whopped upside da head with either a broom or rolling-pin, respectively --- you should not "bother a lady while she's going through preminstrel syndrome", but should instead just let her play her instrument in peace!

by QuacksO December 2, 2024

Borko Syndrome

A mental disability that makes the effected person an annoying idiot who thinks he's in clash of clans. One known case as of present which is a derranged Vietnamese kid who thinks he's part of the mafia

Yo homie do you have Borko Syndrome?

by Nate_K December 2, 2024

donovan syndrome

A syndrome that causes the affected party to have severe retardation. The person affected with the disease has a low IQ, and thinks they can pull anybody but they really can't. They have 0 self-awareness and think everything is about them. The have a severe tendency to dickride any person with the letter X or R in their name. This disease affects 1/8,000,000 people.

"Yo bro my son stupid as shit bro" - Person 1
"Dawg he may have donovan syndrome" - Person 2

by d1meatrider December 3, 2024

Fatty Patty Syndrome

Someone who is a bigback who eats a lot. Very common in olmeca. Can spread through touch. Commonly found in people 5’4/5’5

Sleeping on your stomach can be used as a way to reduce fatty patty syndrome temporarily.

by Fattypatty69 December 6, 2024

Ready for the House Syndrome

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.

This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.

by 1000sandwiches December 8, 2024

Brenden Kohut Syndrome

A condition characterized by the persistent need to clear the throat repeatedly, despite the absence of any physical obstruction or medical cause, such as mucus, infection, or foreign bodies. This behavior may become habitual or compulsive and can be triggered by stress, anxiety, or other emotional factors.

Fuck man, I keep having to clear my throat. It's the Brenden Kohut Syndrome.

by YodelingPickle December 9, 2024

Older Girl Syndrome

OGS also known as older girl syndrome is when someone likes a older girl

Dayumm she fine asf, i think i have Older Girl Syndrome

by oldergirllover69 December 9, 2024