LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends

1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."

by makaveli55 September 20, 2018

cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 17, 2018

Sunni macdonald

Occultist, communicates with crowley in the book of lies. Fluid in Demonic sex magick and astral dream magick.

as soon as sunni macdonald ...

by Cocaine pussy pimp October 22, 2018

Tom MacArthur

To crap your pants so hard while wearing shorts that your excrement runs down your legs.

Man! Kevin sneezed so hard he Tom MacArthured in front of the hot Spelker twins!

by El Paso Gunner October 23, 2018

angry macfag dies

We say this to macfags who don't agree with Apple in an argument.

Normal guy: Apple's business policy is shit.
Macfag: Yeah but--
Normal guy: angry macfag dies

by szarnomkellxd November 1, 2018

sloppy macaroni

Similar to sex...The Greatest thing in the fucking world.

Damn her pussy sound like sloppy macaroni

by Athenabitch November 13, 2018

Chad Macnaughton

When you first meet Chad Macnaughton, you immediately realize you're standing in the presence of someone very special. The steadfast calm nature that you see before you is only a prelude to a man full of passion and romance. There is no one quite as methodical as this man. He doesn't just dream about his future, he painstakingly plans for it. This man is a silver-screen Casanova on the one hand and a most fulfilling best friend on the other. His hand over yours will send tingles down your spine and it will take a woman of equal grandeur and a decisively enlightened spirit to appreciate such a warm soul. To love this man will be deliciously gratifying and divinely inspirational. Fate will never seem so glorious for the woman that wins his heart. A "true warrior" is how this man is best described.

That Chad Macnaughton is the definition of sexy.

by JustStatingTheFacts2479 November 23, 2018