Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.

Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.

by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025

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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

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Getchoo

The second song off of Weezer’s second album “Pinkerton”. One of the best songs off this album.

“Hey man, can you play Getchoo by Weezer?”

by songsfromtheblackhole April 22, 2025

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getting blocked

To individually shove a collection of Minecraft blocks up the rectum.

- "F-f-uck s-steve~"
- "Damn yianni are you getting blocked?"
- *"Y-yup a-a-and it feels f-f-ucking a-amazin-g.."

by jakeyisop April 25, 2025

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Gettin’ Jiggy With It

When one forces themselves onto the verge of asphyxiation in pursuit of self-pleasure by way of ejaculation. Predominantly performed as a solo act with a belt.

Brad was found Gettin’ Jiggy With It in the closet at work.

by Gettin’Jiggy404 May 12, 2025

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