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Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.
OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.
by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020
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hot track hole

when your running track and your buttholes starts dripping
by ya bumm May 30, 2018
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Hot Tub

2 Static niggas gay fuckin in a DE
Tiltyhomo just packed the fudge of ruby in a hot tub
by Tiltyzinc October 13, 2020
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Red hot

(Dublin Slang) A person known to be highly involved in crime who carries out their criminality without subtlety or discretion. It can also refer to an area being survelied by police or with police activity
I'm not ringing him for a bag, he's a redhot. I'm not meeting him there, it's red hot
by Savagebaps August 13, 2021
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Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.
Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021
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