sex

what you all want to have but you won't

gOSH I NEED sex asap...

by Mar_02 December 2, 2018

Sex

A sin. Stop thinking about it.

You: *has sex*
Jesus: *punishes you and your children for the unacceptable act of sticking and licking*

by atlantikfish November 27, 2021

sex

The action movie based on real-life events, wich is waiting for a sequel nowadays

"SEX" it's so cool man

by el hombre del sexo January 2, 2022

NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex

person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019

sex ed

I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson

me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!

by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020

Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

Chipmunk sex

Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.

Yummy balls 👍

"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"

by Emoji.gg_Member January 23, 2023