by ImFrenchNig September 7, 2023
Get the cock and sexfuckmug. My boyfriend saw me sleeping with my shirt lifted up so he started to touch me later his cock was hard
Gopher also saw me fingering my pussy so he put away my hand and shoved his cock in
Gopher also saw me fingering my pussy so he put away my hand and shoved his cock in
by Hi I’m a boring person March 7, 2022
Get the Cockmug. This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them
by Chodrick May 10, 2018
Get the Criss cross apple cockmug. Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.
Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot
Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot
Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014
Get the Cock Snotmug. The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
by dannibitch October 7, 2008
Get the shitty-cockedmug. Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Get the two cocks of the same foreskinmug. The cock shot is when you ram someone in the face with only your dick at mach two speeds, the blast is so fucking powerful it's the closest thing to god himself, the cock shot is something not to mess with ladies.
by Comidiyan October 30, 2020
Get the Cock Shotmug.