Big Boy Season

That time of year to get your weight and up and get fucking jacked

Person 1- “Dude why the hell are you three hundred pounds.”
Person 2- “It’s big boy season you fucking dumbass. Time to get big you skinny piece of shit”

by Mr Gob 666 February 7, 2019

Soft bad boy

A soft bad boy is a HAWT boy. There a bit over protective but it’s cute, there nice, caring, and will love you with all there heart if you mean a lot to them. They have been through a lot which makes them seem cold hearted a bit, but if your “the person” you can always get the soft part of them out. They can seem jealous or upset when seeing you with another guy, especially a player, but they aren’t scared to hurt him if they hurt you ;)

Girl: I can’t believe he did that me..
Soft bad boy: how hurt do you want him to feel?
Girl: Very
Soft bad boy: ok I’ll be right back wifey
~blushes~

by Reddie_to_fack August 15, 2019

Sad boi hours

The same as sad nigga hours only the people who use it are too much of a pussy to say nigga.

Guy 1: dude I spent all night on them sad boi hours
Guy 2: clutch the N key you fucking pussy

by SauqonMaikoq September 4, 2019

that shit wrong, boy!

response to discourse on cunnilingus from darker complected male.

-this USED to be the prevailing attitude of MANY african derived males. in recent years, the value of this (cunnilingus) has become more appreciated as an adjunct
compared to the sole application (and value) of the ramming penis!?. -many women simply do not "get off" from penile stimulation...

it has become MOST DEFINITELY valuable in exchange for the male "blow"...the "setting off" of a woman can NEVER be a bad (or "wrong") thing!!.

after years of encountering this sentiment, (that shit wrong, boy!) it was a breath of fresh air when i heard a black guy telling me, "my women NEVER leave man!", i said why? he just 'slurped' his tongue and lips...i started laughing like HELL!!

la teesha will do anything i want!! -whys' that, main?? (slurp,slurp!!) -response: that shit wrong, boy!

that shit wrong! is WRONG!, boy!!

by michael foolsley March 21, 2011

Fall Out Boy

A band that may have once had talent (doubtful), but was "ruined" by MTV.
More akin to Jonas Brothers than a punk band.
Can burn in hell for all I care.

Fan: "Did you see Fall Out Boy play at New Years Rockin' Eve with Taylor Swift?"
Me: "No, given the choice I would rather castrate myself."

by August Burns Bread February 16, 2009

Saturday’s are for the boys + Zoe

Saturday’s are for the boys + Zoe

Me: Saturday’s are for the boys
Zoe: That’s not the right saying it’s Saturday’s are for the boys + Zoe

by Ight imma head out September 18, 2019

Pretty Boy Truck

A pretty boy truck is a full-size pickup truck that was ordered with options such as leather seats, wood-grain dash trim, and the most chrome trim options available from the factory. A pretty-boy truck has a short bed and no hitch since the owner never has and never will do any work with it. They are usually four-wheel drive, but this is just so the owner can brag about having 4WD (the pretty boy owner will never take it off pavement for fear of getting it dirty). A pretty boy truck is often accented with fake chrome-colored trim accessories bought for a dollar apiece at Autozone, and many city people put 24 inch rims and lo-pros on it that give you a 100 foot turning radius and traction like roller-skates. 9 out of 10 times it is a Chevrolet, since they are already unsuited for work, and chances are also good that the owner is a raging douchebag. City douchebags like to lower the suspension beyond any utility, while country douchebags like to lift them beyond all utility.

Worker #1: "Hey, Joe, did you see Tyler's truck in the parking lot this morning?"

Worker #2: "Yeah. You know, it wouldn't look like such a pretty boy truck if it didn't have plastic chrome-colored door handle stickers, gas cap stickers, and the Fox sticker on the back window."

by IndependentForever November 2, 2009