Ass workout

workout that develops ass muscles. to do it. raise your legs infront of you and flex your ass. 30-50 times. don't overwork it. if soreness or sexual performance worsens call doctor immediatley. side effects might be sitting side ways for days. improvement will be visble after a month.

"I got muscles from my Ass workout"
"Sweet"

by as32safsdfv April 16, 2007

Work porno

Facebook, Myspace girls in bikini's. Work acceptable skin pictures.

"This Facebook sure does make for good work porno"

by OneOfMany111 July 9, 2009

Work amnesia

When told to work or have to you automatically "forget".

Boss: I want this paperwork on my desk in an hour!
Worker: uh OK
Boss: Where's the paperwork?
Worker: I forgot I have a serious case of work amnesia.

by Wow I forgot my name September 21, 2011

WorkFace

It refers to the immediate work objectives of a person or crew. It is a focus for, conversations about productivity, and the difference between productivity measures in front end engineering, detailed engineering, logistics and supports, and direct tool time at the Workface.

The complete application of WorkFace Planning provides a definitive view of what we should be doing, what we can do and what we are doing.

by johndeige March 4, 2015

i have to go to work tommorow

Me too dude

Damn, I have to go to work tommorow

by LordBassHead July 18, 2021

work late

An excuse scummy men use to their wives, which means "I'm f***ing the secretary after work."

"Honey, I have to work late tonight."
(he's so f***ing someone!)

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

Work Jerk

Mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.

There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.

by Buch73 October 14, 2009