Vanilla gorilla

A large white man in stature with a small penis who thinks that he is somehow better than everyone else and that he can get women waaaay above his level. Hypocritical, judgemental, and thinks all women want him. Usually has the face of a girl and veneered teeth with a great big tummy. Usually cannot see his own junk. Fake sweet with phony smile like a used car salesman. Likes to pound his chest and huff when mad.

Cara:Ha, did you see that huge guy just extricate himself from his fancy car?
Sam: Yep, my friend unfortunately knew someone like that. He was known as the vanilla gorilla.

Arrogant moose=vanilla gorilla

by Smidgen135 November 2, 2011

vanch

A nasty, ugly girl who has sex in vans, closets, public bathrooms, public pools, her parents' bed, etc. etc.

That girl Ria is a total vanch. She fucked six guys in her mom's bed while she was on the rag.

by nixontrix November 6, 2005

vanality

Losing your virginity up the ass;
having anal sex for the first time

I lost my virginity years ago...but I only lost my vanality last night to some gay guy at the bar.

by nameless! April 23, 2007

vance

Ugly piece of crap with no life what so ever

That kid Vance is a quer

by James2344567 October 3, 2017

Chocolate vanilla twist

Fucking someone in the ass, jizzing in them, then pulling out and sucking out all the liquids.

Cooper: I just gave Mom a chocolate vanilla twist
Josh: You did what?
Cooper: I came in her ass and licked it all up
Josh: No way! I did that last night! *high five*

by ashton fuller July 27, 2010

vanilla bar

A white guy's pecker.

I got a vanilla bar for beyonce.

by Deep blue 2012 June 4, 2010

Vancie

the best sister anyone could ask for. she is sporty, kind, sweet, amiable, artsy, creative, funny, and fun to be around. she loves animals and is a vegetarian. she likes the beatles and the black keys.she has a lot of freckles and is very intellegent.

"Your sister is so nice!"
"Thanks!"
"She must be a Vancie."

by vancie's sister November 9, 2012