ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

ur mom

literally just something to say when you don’t feel like answering the question

“So how are you” “ur mom”

by TheColorGreeeen August 2, 2021

ur mom

your mom

your mom is running threw the world

by fghfhfh March 15, 2022

ur mom

the birther of you

ur mom is my mom (sweet home alabama)

by 9u3fh`pg49 March 4, 2022

Ur mom

Fat.

Ur mom is fat.

by PrimusLover April 22, 2022

Ur Mom

Used when somebody’s says something and you respond “ur mom”

Let’s say somebody says “what did you do last night” and you don’t want to say what you did do you say “ur mom”

by Sought June 25, 2021

ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)

person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?

by Flatfuzz December 14, 2020