An inconspicuous way of saying that you had an epiphany and now realize that your significant other has become so attractive, cool, funny, etc., to you, that they have evolved to near celebrity crush levels. This is comparable to stating that they are a "Unicorn." This also implies that you have known this individual for a long enough period of time to fall in love or believe you could fall in love with this person. Unicorn CelebrityCrush LoveCelebrity Epiphany Bae
Dave : Dude I was just talking to Summer yesterday she Subtly turned into Taylor Swift on me. She's been my girl next door since like.. 6th grade!
Tyler: No way!? What are you gonna do?
Dave: I just might propose!
Tyler: No way!? What are you gonna do?
Dave: I just might propose!
by Classic_Mannn02 October 11, 2015

YTYBOM
by mydrivingskillssuck November 29, 2022

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.
Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught
Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?
Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.
Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!
Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?
Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.
Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!
by kaji2k March 1, 2025

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022

Who's shi-turn is next?
by Cartmanshaout November 1, 2021

by James Norman May 18, 2024

Serving. In Poland, when you are 19, you are tested to see if you can serve in the military. When someone tells you that you are turning 19 in Poland, they are saying you are serving.
by Chillspritecranberry April 20, 2025
