Tool

noun:
1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity
2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde
3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers
4:a band

1:
TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha
sane person: woah, take it easy tool!

2:
TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today!
sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde

3:
LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else?
Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north
LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?

by GHtool July 12, 2006

tool

A person who lets himself be used by others.
That kid that people only know because they are friends with his girlfriend.
Someone who doesn't have his own opinion and trys to fit in by adopting the opinion of others.
A guy who is whipped.
Someone who can't have a normal one on one conversation with somebody because his only intention is to impress others.

Justin- "Hey Erika, Rob is a huge tool, that definition above us defines him."

Erika- "Yea you're right."

by Justin Dickow January 16, 2008

tool

Any person who likes the 2003 movie The Core or other similar movies.

"Did you see that guy buying the movie The Core? What a tool!"

by Zephyr4563 October 6, 2007

Steamy Toolbar

The act of licking the ass milk off of a door handle that somebody just ass banged.

Tad and Jonathan got drunk, Tad proceeded to ass bang himself on Johnathan's little brother's door handle and then Jonathan licked off the left over ass milk completing the Steamy Toolbar.

by Rumplstilsken December 13, 2006

tool

A person lacking most if not all the intelligence that a human should poses and is frequently used by others.

<person1>Telivision is a powerful tool
<person2>But so is Eddie Maguire

by Peter Dolan April 11, 2006

female fattening tool

From the legend KEVIN BLOODY WILSON, a female fattening tool is an aussie slang term for a penis

Yo get some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool

by Don Bosko August 26, 2005

tool box

A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.

"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."

by MuseL May 27, 2008