tom wallace

A person who is categorically wrong

Tom wallace is wrong.

by Tom_wallace March 14, 2022

Tom-Tomsen

a male person, which you are happy to see at first, but then realize that he is actually a crazy nutjob

Girl 1: "Uhh, I like this guy over there!"
Girl 2: "I don´t like him, he is a real Tom-Tomsen"

by Luces1243 June 20, 2021

Tom Jeffrey

A person who is always chasing younger females. Although not a pedofile,The closest thing to a pedofile without being one.

“Did you see Tyson is seeing that girl who turned 18 last week”

“Yeah he’s a Tom Jeffrey”

by IHateBeadRattlers November 6, 2022

Tom Larke

A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.

Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!

by YxngLee May 16, 2022

Tom Ellis

The hottest man in the world

Tom Ellis is the hottest man in the world

by klushi June 28, 2020

bawdy tom

A young female that is showing too much skin. Shoulders, skirts above the knee, ect. (Older generation word and meaning)

"You are not leaving this house looking like a Bawdy Tom"

by Sandy White January 3, 2014

Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

by Satirist. June 4, 2023