standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)

- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)

by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023

Stand upright

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Player 1. Hey wanna play some stand upright

Player 2. You mean shutdown simulator?

by Flarecharger May 25, 2022

Please stand by

Amanda’s song (OKAYCAVE). Literally owns the rights to the song. There’s nothing more to it

Have you heard the song please stand by by chase atlantic?

Yeah that’s AMANDAs song. You know OKAYCAVE on twitter

by Xxchaseatlanticxx November 13, 2021

guy standing

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down

Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.

by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023

Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022

jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again

I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.

by LGAKHC May 27, 2010

twat stand

When you stand like a twat.

Look at Manny he's a twat stand

by jesus1337 September 3, 2016