Cop Glazer

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.

ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.

Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."

by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023

cop

verb

1 : to purchase or seek contraband or dangerous items
2 : to steal or scavenge at great risk

It's not easy to cop in a new city.

by Real Rusty Shackleford February 11, 2019

to cop

to score , to take drugs.

I want to cop. I want to score some meth.

by [.] July 20, 2017

Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.

Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 25, 2024

Cowboy Cop

A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"

Carl Grimes- "My dad is such a cowboy cop, he even carries a Colt Python while on duty."

by Agent_007 November 23, 2014

COPS

Council of Public Schools

"Yeah I'm gonna go to the COPS so I can fight this suspension."

by oreoluw June 23, 2025