The cop is going 10 mph under the speed limit, he's not going to arrest you for going the speed limit, GET ME OUT OF THIS COP POCKET!
by crickle July 18, 2015
When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
by Pun intended December 30, 2022
by Bathy the Butt June 9, 2018
Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.
look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!
by irvinesucks September 23, 2007
A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"
by Agent_007 November 23, 2014
Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
by KittyPetunia June 1, 2022
The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.
by baconator7 June 27, 2010