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Man Strop

The sudden and alarming hissy fit that grown men have when confronted with information that they don't like, or when asked to do something that they don't want to do. Asking for some attention to be paid to you instead of a games console, for instance, will almost always result in a man strop. Likewise, the dreadful crime of informing him that he has behaved like a twat will be punishable by a full on man strop.
"I sked him to stop playing that thing for 5 minutes and listen to me, and he threw the controller down and stormed around in a total man strop"

"Grow up, you fucking baby, stop throwing such a man strop!"
by MagickDio February 4, 2010
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Bug Man

Void of independent thought, a Bug Man is compelled to purchase and consume unnecessary products they see on social media. It wouldn’t be an issue if they weren’t so incessant on YOUR need to consume as much as they do. Find your nearest Bug Man browsing Amazon or sponsored websites on Instagram anywhere people congregate. Bug Men have no sense of direction, no desire to stop to think whether they really need that cotton candy machine they found on Amazon or that overpriced Japanese mechanical pencil they will likely use only once then quickly forget about when they acquire their next product. If you see a Bug Man out in the wild you must stay away. Bug Men are known to reproduce through infection of the mind. Once you’re bit with the unyielding itch to consume it’s all over.
Lucas “Hey man you gotta check out this Brita Water Dispenser I just got off Amazon! It holds up to 25 cups of water AND it’s slim so it doesn’t take up much space inside your fridge! It only cost me $75 USD plus shipping!”
Mike “Why would you spend $75 on a water dispenser when you can just get a 5 gallon water jug for less than $10? You’re such a Bug Man for buying unnecessary shit.”
by Practicalstuffenjoyer July 25, 2023
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lawnmower man

an extreme acid trip where the environment becomes hostile and unreal, much like that in the movie Lawnmower Man
"Yo, everything's going all lawnmower man..."
by JCh December 25, 2002
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peanut man

A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.
Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself
by Grandpa Gonzo September 1, 2019
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man of culture

a term which actually means "porn addict", most "men of culture" are actually Redditors.
Bob: You just wouldn't understand because you're not a man of culture.
Me: You're not a man of culture, you're a porn addict.
by LOOWEGGIE June 1, 2022
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Man Dogging

Aggressive fucking by a man (not to be confused with woman dogging). Applies to any sex position as long as the male is dominating in every fashion. Biting and growling is optional.
Ruben was so eager to bust, he began man dogging the poor soul near him.
by Bixby November 7, 2019
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a man is not a camel

A subtle way of saying "get me a drink, I'm thirsty".

Commonly used by a person to prompt a companion to get them an alcoholic drink.
A man is not a camel, it's your shout.
by disco69 December 17, 2011
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