A phrase that can be heard above the screams and the grunts of 'men only' establishments such as conservative clubs and roman baths. It is customary in such dens of rampant homosexuality that, should a gentleman be kind enough to let you make brown love with him, during the act you should repay his generosity with a reach around.
Come on Tarquin, I've let you into my pooey palace of pleasure, now do the decent thing and grab hold of my todger!
by Secretive Jim February 28, 2005
Get the Do the Decent Thing mug.1. Propaganda put forth by the Jeep company to give their cars appeal. With that smarmy fucking smily face on the back.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.
Guy: My new jeep crapped out on me the other day...
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.
by The great definer April 16, 2005
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by FUPAJACK June 2, 2017
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Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot
Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing
The Children:He spat at me
Arnold:I dont care keep peting him
The Children:i dont like this
Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins
The Children:where is he
Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!
The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH
Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs
The Children:your scary
Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you
Johnny:taste salty
Arnold:thats it you dead
Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass
Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot
Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing
The Children:He spat at me
Arnold:I dont care keep peting him
The Children:i dont like this
Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins
The Children:where is he
Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!
The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH
Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs
The Children:your scary
Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you
Johnny:taste salty
Arnold:thats it you dead
Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass
by Dookie and J-Dog July 13, 2006
Get the mr long thing mug.A phrase used to describe a situation that is funny but should never happen...ever.
Used in situations when something is funny but you should not be laughing.
Used in situations when something is funny but you should not be laughing.
A.C.: Hey B, how was father's day?
B: My adopted dad told me I was actually his son.
A.C. Haha that's the funniest-thing-never.
B: My adopted dad told me I was actually his son.
A.C. Haha that's the funniest-thing-never.
by The A.C. June 22, 2010
Get the funniest-thing-never mug.I heard ashley and harrison are a relationship thing because they've been talking a lot! They are so cute!
by narwal.dont.fall November 22, 2016
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