by Fat Mana May 4, 2022
Get the Daniel Drake Smithmug. To get a girl in the mood and totally gagging for it. Then, when the time is right, go in for the kiss, but at the last minute, say "I will never ever ever sleep with you in my entire life" and headbutt her in the face. Walk away laughing.
I was worried Christine was getting the wrong idea, so I performed a textbook hylton-smith fakeup to make my feelings clear.
by Filth Wizard December 15, 2008
Get the hylton-smith fakeupmug. A dumb but cute bisexual hick from Texas who got pregnant by the age of 16 or so, became a stripper then married a rich old guy (who passed away)... she became depressed over the fact that she wouldn't be inheriting the old dudes money, started comfort eating, and eventually became a pill popping, obese slut.
However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken.
I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...
However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken.
I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...
by lovezit April 7, 2005
Get the Anna Nicole Smithmug. the act of performing a wide selection of innovative dance moves at a party with a susbstantial number of ladies present.
by Darknesspart2 August 25, 2010
Get the hit the ryan smithmug. My hoochie friend thinks if she gets a bigger boobs, she'll finally get her chance to pull off the good old Anna Nicole Smith.
by Brandonmf December 21, 2008
Get the Anna Nicole Smithmug. A gold digger who married some old tycoon and inherited 250 million dollars when he died. She even put on quite a drama during the family court dispute with the oldest son over the money.
Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.
by AYB May 29, 2003
Get the Anna Nicole Smithmug. such a spaz . obsessed with dow. izzy bestfriend.what a bargain. correses chairs . and obsessed with dow. gay
by spacaface October 5, 2019
Get the Poppy-Jean Smithmug.