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Footballs

A Xanax offered by a street dealer in Baltimore
Y’all want some footballs? Footballs! Footballs!
by Dang247365 April 12, 2022
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College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
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Roblox football ultras

basically football ultras but its just in a lego based game but really they are typical chavs who just wave a pyro in the air and just do random shit
roblox football ultras are so scary
theyre not that scary pete
by big fat tubby March 11, 2023
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Poobatty-Football

Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.
Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.
by THE_TRAIN July 2, 2011
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Football

When you take a foot to someone's balls. Not in relation to the American sport, nor the European sport. Just foot to balls.
Im going to football him if he says something stupid again.
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Football

"For Christ's sake, son! That's not how you play football!"
by CuteBoy56 June 14, 2019
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The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.
Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.
by thelonepooper March 15, 2023
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