Dab

Literally physical depression.

Man one: Dab.
Man two dabs.
Man two pulls out a gun and kills himself.

by CaptainCamo1906 May 22, 2018

Dab

A modern dance move teenagers and young children tend to do for no reason. It's where you bring your elbow to your mouth in coughing stance with your other one extended. Don't worry, folks, it looks just as stupid as it sounds. Looks as stupid as how 17 years ago and possibly longer teenagers would put a shape of an "L" on their forehead to pick on other kids by calling them a loser. It made them feel cool and accepted but it really just made them look like a looser themselves. There's several versions of this like a so called "Tiny Dab" which looks worse than a regular one.

"How do you say dab in Spanish?"

"Everybody dab time!" *looks incredibly stupid with arm over face*
"Nobody realizes how stupid they look doing that, it's 2001 all over again!"

by Don't Die On Me July 31, 2017

dab

Drunk ass bitch. When someone (usually female) acts out of control after consuming alcohol.

" Ashley put your shirt back on! You are such a dab"

by Rockin Amber August 25, 2018

dab

one who calls themselves a Dumb

Ass

Bitch

dab on these haters

by pornkiller June 2, 2018

Dab

Popular dance move where one plants their head into their arm which must be bent at a precise 70 degree angle. Many of the participants may be diagnosed with having autism, or even down syndrome.

Doctor: Sir, you are diagnosed with the disease autism.
Man: Why do you say that?
Doctor: Well to start off, you are dabbing.

by Superdupermegacoolguy November 5, 2017

Dab

The word "Dab" is a Black (hood) people texting slang. It means "Den A Bitch". We use it while we're texting not physically talking.

"Wyd?"
"Shii nun hungry 'Dab', prolly gon make me sum noodles"
"Make me sum"
"Df I look like makin u sum noodles?? u goofy 'dab' if u think I'm finna make u MY noodles dat I paid for"
"llah Damn, u could've just sed no kinfolk"
"kmsl Nahh yo ass was really dum 'dab' for sayin sum shit like dat bro"

by ohhdatskori January 1, 2019

dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

by eck07 November 21, 2018